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hey

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yeah this is another episode of ufo

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garage i'm ben and i'm joe and this is

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where we talk about ufos aliens and all

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things weird

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yeah

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all things weird hey

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what's up everybody

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it's another fabulous tuesday down in

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the books oh yeah

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yeah oh yeah you know you know what day

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comes after monday

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tuesday

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yeah

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i have a calendar

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that's the only day i know the only way

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i know what day it is

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when it when i

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do

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open up my open up my fire uh my fire

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truck

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uh

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album

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is owls dressed up as fire fire people

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who was owls dressed up as fire trucks

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yeah

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you know else would be really good at

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like putting out fires you know

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maybe because they stay up all night you

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know

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well nighttime fires

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oh yeah i guess there's dave time fires

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too yeah those dudes go to sleep during

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the day they're like hey i don't really

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as i didn't i've never thought about a

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sleeper's owl

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i didn't think about like how else can

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you guess sleep is i know like every

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time i see those dudes they're either

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like sleeping or like wide awake

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all the time like eyes are like

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very awake very awake

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or they're like all like crunched up

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into like a tiny little ball and

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kind of see their heads move a little

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but their eyes are real squinty because

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they're real sleepy like

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have you seen that crazy have you seen

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the the video of the the baby owls in

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the attic

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yeah

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they look crazy dude

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um oh [\h__\h] i'm gonna share it look dude

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they're like look at this guy to your

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they're just wild looking

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and it's like in black and white so

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i feel like

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yeah they kind of do look like that also

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why is every every video more spooky if

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it's in in black and white kind of night

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vision

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i don't know you know you think it's

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like some kind of subconscious well

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because then you know it's nighttime and

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spooky things happen at night

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but spooky things also happen in the day

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but like i guess they're just not as

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spooky if like they're at night right

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because i can't really see

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yeah it's kind of like fire like spooky

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thing like you could see a big fire

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and things are a little bit more spooky

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at night as well but spooky stuff

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happens during the day too

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also fires happen at the

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in the day yeah dude daytime spookiness

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gets a bad rap

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yeah not a lot of people talk about that

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and i'm here to change it

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my name is joe and i'm with the ufo

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garage podcast and i'm here to change

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the bad rap that spooky during the

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daytime gets

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brought to you by ufo garage

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dude i think we've just come up with our

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new concept for a wednesday show

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daytime spookiness eight times

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spookiness man

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it's it's the 10 minutes you get on your

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lunch break

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yeah you just you just say one thing

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like

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know if you're not paying attention

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it'll definitely startle you it's a

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bever it's a beverage scream

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we should look at the feed

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oh yeah let's do it let's do it let's

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look at the feed tonight how's everybody

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doing by the way

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yeah

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what's up dude nightmare gordium cayman

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nightgazer

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the i believe podcast hell yeah i gotta

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check you guys out i believe i've got i

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gotta note them in my phone uh that's

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awesome

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uh who else we got in her

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dog face boy

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sunsaver hey what's up dude what's up

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dude

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jason williams what's up enzo what's up

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dude

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mr crowley

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mr gray

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dimensional babe

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enzo what's up

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i don't know if you already said that

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hey man it's hard when we both do it

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because then we just repeat people i

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don't know

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and he enzo deserves too though

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not that everybody else doesn't

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just saying champ what's up dude

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hell yeah

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so what's been going on on the feed

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lately man it's been a while since we've

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taken a look at the fee i mean we'd look

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at the video all the time but it's been

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a while since we've all sat down and

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taken a look together

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yeah dude

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this used to be the bulk of our show

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like the bulk of our podcast was looking

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at our facebook feed it was like the

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first 45 minutes yeah sometimes longer

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dude you're like yeah we'll like talk

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about the facebook stuff you know it's

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been a fun couple minutes

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like an hour and a half dude we were

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just laughing still laugh man you guys

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are hilarious yeah not much has changed

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by the way

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i was listening back to an old episode i

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also our voices are a little higher now

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they used to be a little more chill and

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deeper

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i've noticed were they really uh-huh

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they're like hey what's up i'm trying to

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[\h__\h] sound cool as [\h__\h] right now hey

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this is my microphone voice

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speaking of champ

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talking about chevy power uh the audio

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is what is [\h__\h] it just flipped over

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it's spinning on its side so this

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tornado

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andy go ahead

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tornado in texas it was actually a

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couple miles from from you and i dude

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yeah it was that's right down the road

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man yeah

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yeah it's 79 it's like yeah it's like

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right down the road hold on i gotta hear

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that i gotta hear this the end of it

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dude

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i forgot about that

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oh my god like a [\h__\h] rock oh

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like a [\h__\h] rock

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yes dude

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yeah it has to be a chevy commercial

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right like it just has to now

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it's like

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the other guys are gonna be like

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this is military grade aluminum and

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they're gonna be like yeah [\h__\h]

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tornado

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check it out checkmate pitches

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seriously like he flipped spun flipped

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back over

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tornado check it

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you can't plan something like that you

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can't plan a natural disaster

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i know

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god dude

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lucky it wasn't aluminum dude it was

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just flown away yeah right you built

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like a rock baby

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great gas mileage too right

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it's doing mostly work for you if you're

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in a tornado dude i'm telling you man

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tornadoes are powerful things but yeah

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right down the street from us man

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that was crazy uh they were saying uh

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interstate 45 yeah or whatever uh

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45 total roll road yeah

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yeah it's like three three miles four

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miles away from me

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[\h__\h] crazy dude

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so anyway uh jamie from uh that one time

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i i was abducted by aliens uh totiwaba

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she reached out to us thank you for for

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reaching out and making sure we were

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safe that was very sweet we are safe you

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know what's crazy is that it was so

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close that like

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when the storm came over

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like the tornado like sucked all the

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clouds in the rain like towards it like

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i didn't get any of it because it like

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went right past us it was crazy like it

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was like sunny as [\h__\h] and like barely

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even sprinkling and it was like real

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dark and like

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yeah it's crazy that's crazy that you're

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saying that because when i was watching

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the doppler radar before like i was i

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was thinking okay

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uh tornado i should watch the doppler

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radar and it it uh became it was like

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about to hit us and then all of a sudden

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boom not by us like at all like the

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purple like the eye of the storm was way

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off from where we are in georgetown yeah

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so dude that's nuts i i didn't think

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about that yeah it was pretty wild

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yeah dude

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the doors are made of glass was it was

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there someone just leisurely walking

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my reflective vest on you guys that's

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what was happening at walmart but in

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everybody's backyard everyone was

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standing outside looking at it right i

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mean we were all looking at it yeah my

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whole block was outside they were like

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there it is yeah

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right yeah hey if it's not going

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directly for you

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you're obligated to stay outside and

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watch it yeah you got to make sure it

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doesn't come to your your house you know

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exactly it does you gotta you gotta tell

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it [\h__\h]

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you know like don't you come this way

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don't be careful with her why

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get on now

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get you get you go ahead get out

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all right get the truck barber barbra

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jean

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get your ass in the truck that's why you

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said it was turning the wrong way was

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wrong

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getting chevy just driving away

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dude what was it what were they thinking

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like what like i wouldn't even know like

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how to function after that like

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you know what i'm saying like what was

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that dude thinking in his head i don't

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know what they're thinking but i

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guarantee you the thing he said as he

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was driving away was

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dude

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hitting the roof whoa

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damn did dude did he turn his radio on

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after that or did he drive home in

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yeah like you can't drive at home in

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silence after that dude oh my god

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man what a story to tell right he got

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home and he [\h__\h] on everybody's day

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story

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yeah yeah you know

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he's probably the quiet one in the

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office too he's yeah cause like nobody

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had seen it yet right nobody had seen

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the video yet he came home and like

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everybody was like oh guess what i did

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at school like his wife was like i had a

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hard day at work and he was like hey hey

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shut up listen what happened to me i was

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driving down 79. i saw a tornado and by

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that time it was too late i drove

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through that [\h__\h] it flipped the truck i

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spun and then i got flipped back up on

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my wheels and then i drove home to tell

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you this story and everybody was like

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whatever and then he came out on a tick

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tock or something and he was like boom i

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told you nobody believed him i guarantee

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chevy nobody believed that poor guy for

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13 hours

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it's either like that dude is is always

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kind of telling like exaggerated stories

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and also like nobody nobody believed

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them they're like uh-huh

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we got caught in the tornado and they're

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like yeah we all did and he's like no no

305
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no i went through the tornado stop

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exaggerating no you guys swear

307
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yeah paul you're always talking about

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how much you love your truck and how

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awesome chevy is over ford dude yeah

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okay yeah

311
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great story dude really no i'm trying to

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tell you dude

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it could it could it could be that he

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could be like [\h__\h] i'm in a chevy he

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drove through it

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yeah yeah he could he literally could

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have had that confidence right

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yeah

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dude that's a discord point

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like like the reason he was even driving

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through was because he had full

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confidence that he was going to be fine

323
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yeah dude it's like nascar you don't

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slow down through a wreck you know you

325
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speed up you go through that stuff yeah

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if you slow down you lose yeah it's just

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like a torn when you're dealing with a

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tornado right you got to speed up yeah

329
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because if you're fast enough you can't

330
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can't suck you in

331
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and you gotta be in a chevy

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and you have to have to be in a chevy

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this is the longest segment on chevy

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trucks ever do it

335
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all right dude let's let's look at your

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your uh this is your post uh it says uh

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mexicans think owls are witches so they

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started singing to try to get it to

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leave but it started vibing hard

340
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it was vibing hard

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the drums

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look look at him look at him

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he's dancing away out there he has a it

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[Music]

345
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yeah that's what's up dude

346
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those owls

347
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they can be creepy sometimes right

348
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dude

349
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they can be creepy right so

350
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tell me what so uh

351
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what is the name of this this like it's

352
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actually it's derived from something

353
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real like mexican

354
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the la lechuza

355
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it's like this it's like an owl woman

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and like

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she'll eat people dude it's crazy like i

358
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was telling you like

359
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sometimes you hear these stories like

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when you're young

361
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and like

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for a while like when i was young dude i

363
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had this shower

364
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we're like i would take my shower and i

365
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knew about this story and there was like

366
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a tree outside

367
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and i would always be terrified that

368
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like i would be washing my hair and then

369
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like i would open my eyes and i would

370
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see her like on that branch it would

371
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always freak me out dude like i always

372
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got the creeps like i hated it i used to

373
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hate it man

374
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they told us that we were kids and

375
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scared the [\h__\h] out of us like being in

376
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a shower is like the most

377
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vulnerable

378
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place you could be yeah dude yeah just

379
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like what are you gonna do man you just

380
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stop and get socks and panties put your

381
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paintings on yeah you can't you gotta

382
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run out you gotta go dude you gotta go

383
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you gotta go you gotta either grab a

384
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quilt to pick her up or

385
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get your ass out and then just hope you

386
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weren't wrong the whole time you know

387
00:15:43,189 --> 00:15:41,759
yeah yeah it wasn't just like a branch

388
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scraping the window you know you better

389
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hope that something was coming to eat

390
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you

391
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house

392
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uh

393
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would anybody i feel like i could

394
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before you told me what it was i'd never

395
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heard of it yeah like so she would like

396
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she would have like the body of uh

397
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of an owl and like the face of like an

398
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old lady so like at nighttime they would

399
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:19,120
like shift into these monsters

400
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and they would like eat people and so

401
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:22,880
like that was the thing like one of the

402
00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:24,560
like common things that you would hear

403
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:26,959
is that they would cry like babies you

404
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:27,680
know

405
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what yeah they would cry like babies and

406
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so people would go

407
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and they would see like what's up with

408
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:36,000
this baby like why is this baby crying

409
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out in the middle of the woods up in a

410
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tree somewhere and so they would go and

411
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then and then she would pounce on them

412
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:44,240
dude and she would eat them

413
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:46,800
she would do hold on wait that's why is

414
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:48,480
that ringing is isn't that like a

415
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:50,720
skinwalker thing where they they make

416
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like uh the sound or the voice of

417
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:54,560
someone that you're familiar with oh

418
00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:56,959
maybe like or like your mom it's like

419
00:17:01,990 --> 00:16:58,720
saying your name or like a baby crying

420
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:02,000
to to lure your you in yeah yeah and

421
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:04,000
that kind of similar yeah i wonder if

422
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:05,360
they're connected bro

423
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:06,640
i don't know they might be there's a lot

424
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:08,000
of these stories that are like connected

425
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:09,679
through history you know like they all

426
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just have different names and stuff

427
00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:14,640
but you know this one's just this was

428
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:16,799
like was super creepy just because i

429
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:18,799
don't know can you imagine like the body

430
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:20,480
of a big-ass owl and then like some

431
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:23,280
creepy ass old lady's face on it

432
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:24,959
and then it's crying like a baby and

433
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:26,480
like you like turn the corner and you

434
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:28,880
see it and you're like oh no whoa

435
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:30,640
she gets you and then takes you back to

436
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:33,200
her nest dude and then like picks you

437
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:35,600
apart like piece by piece like an owl

438
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:37,280
and like you can't do anything but just

439
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:39,679
lay there and be picked apart by

440
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:42,000
by this old creepy owl lady

441
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:43,679
for like an hour and a half until she

442
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:46,799
slowly like just murders you like oh

443
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:48,880
that's terrible look at that hair it's

444
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:50,960
so luxurious what did you say they look

445
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:52,240
like again

446
00:18:00,470 --> 00:17:58,230
that's what that owl looks like you said

447
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:00,480
you said it what you like the lady took

448
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:01,720
you up to her nest full

449
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:04,880
[Laughter]

450
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:07,520
it's not a party dude

451
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:09,600
the way you described nest was like kind

452
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:11,440
of cozy sounding

453
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:13,840
yeah dude i mean

454
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:15,120
like

455
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:20,480
coziness to them

456
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:21,440
yeah

457
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:23,200
so what if she just took you up into her

458
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:26,880
nest and she just snuggled with you

459
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:28,720
that'd be one thing you know people

460
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:30,960
wouldn't be so scared

461
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:32,559
you know

462
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:33,919
but that's not what she does that's why

463
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:35,440
everybody's scared of her that's not

464
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:37,600
what she does though

465
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:40,080
well so that so did your your mom used

466
00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:42,000
to tell you this is almost like a hey be

467
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:43,919
good

468
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:47,280
no this was uh this was more like a

469
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:50,880
story like among cousins and stuff oh

470
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:55,909
that was some [\h__\h] you had to like be

471
00:19:01,909 --> 00:18:58,640
good for right because like he would

472
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:01,919
come and get you if you were bad like he

473
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:03,360
was like

474
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:05,360
he's been like he's been known as like

475
00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:07,919
this this this tiny little thing with

476
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:10,799
like red glowing eyes or like he's been

477
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:14,160
known as like this big hairy monster

478
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:16,799
he's you know looks like a bear kind of

479
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:17,840
you know

480
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:21,120
like he's been known as a lot of things

481
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:24,480
he's been known but the ones who really

482
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:25,440
know

483
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:29,760
crooked back

484
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:31,520
oh it's like the that's like the

485
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:33,280
folklore like the book that's like

486
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:36,400
written and stuff what's it called

487
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:38,320
el kokui

488
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:45,350
yeah

489
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:46,240
oh

490
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:48,799
damn his posture's bad yeah it's pretty

491
00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:50,720
bad

492
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:54,559
so he's like described as um

493
00:20:00,549 --> 00:19:58,640
the the opposite of a guardian angel

494
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:00,559
oh dude that's that's the mouth of a

495
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:01,840
freaking

496
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:02,880
uh

497
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:06,480
like a like a a liken from like

498
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:12,710
it's like the mexican version of like

499
00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:14,640
the boogeyman you know

500
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:16,799
yeah he comes to get you like if you're

501
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:17,760
bad

502
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:20,400
yeah he lives up in like this like

503
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:22,960
in like this cave up in the mountains

504
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:25,440
and he's got like one regular ear like a

505
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:28,240
human and he's got this big red ear and

506
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:31,360
he can hear everything he can hear

507
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:34,880
uh like the ants walking on the dirt you

508
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:36,400
can hear butterflies flapping their

509
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:39,840
wings and he can hear kids being bad for

510
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:42,240
up to 250 miles

511
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:44,240
oh damn that's because and so like if

512
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:45,520
you're bad

513
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:47,600
then he comes and takes you and he

514
00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:50,080
either eats you or he transports you to

515
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:52,799
a place to where you'll never return

516
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:54,799
bro

517
00:20:59,830 --> 00:20:57,440
yeah i kind of like the the ear thing

518
00:21:02,549 --> 00:20:59,840
yeah it is kind of spooky though like

519
00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:02,559
the little story that goes with it is

520
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:04,559
there's like a there's like this father

521
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and these three little girls his

522
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:07,919
daughters and like i guess the mother

523
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:10,480
passes away and so

524
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the youngest

525
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:14,240
like you know makes food and like helps

526
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:16,000
with chores around the house and this

527
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and that and like the two older

528
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:20,400
daughters are always bad and they're

529
00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:22,320
always like making more work for like

530
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:25,039
the dad and the little sister and like

531
00:21:30,149 --> 00:21:27,840
on this like one one day she like i

532
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:30,159
forgot she was like sweeping and so they

533
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:32,240
took the ashes out of the uh the

534
00:21:36,149 --> 00:21:33,840
fireplace and they threw it all over the

535
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:36,159
floor and then she was doing the laundry

536
00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:37,520
and then her sisters came behind and

537
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:39,919
tied knots and all of her dad's shirts

538
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:41,200
and she couldn't get them out of the

539
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:42,720
knots you know

540
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:44,960
and so like the dad came home and like

541
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:47,600
he was like that's it i'm calling

542
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:50,159
kukui and so he goes outside

543
00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:52,000
he yells for him to come get the girls

544
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:54,159
and he actually comes and takes these

545
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:56,880
girls and so like it's a story like you

546
00:22:00,789 --> 00:21:58,480
know they get all scratched up from the

547
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:00,799
cactus he drags him back to his cave and

548
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:03,440
he puts him down this deep deep hole

549
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:04,880
and uh

550
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:09,440
on what is it on on mondays wednesdays

551
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:10,400
and

552
00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:15,520
tortillas

553
00:22:21,909 --> 00:22:18,559
and on on tuesday stop laughing for this

554
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:21,919
is serious right now tuesdays thursdays

555
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:25,120
and saturdays they got corn

556
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:28,559
and on sundays they got a glass of water

557
00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:29,600
right

558
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:32,000
fruitful night from 9 00 am to

559
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:34,480
12 p.m and then from three to six only

560
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:36,720
one a day and then on sundays they got

561
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:38,480
water and that's it

562
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:40,880
so this is a pretty bad rap you know

563
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:42,720
these girls are in some trouble

564
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:44,400
so you know

565
00:22:47,029 --> 00:22:45,760
they would hold on back up like where

566
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:47,039
where did the doors

567
00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:48,400
go

568
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:50,559
so he puts the girls in a hole and then

569
00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:52,640
he makes them bro and then he makes the

570
00:23:00,710 --> 00:22:58,870
he's good at it i'm sorry it's not he's

571
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:00,720
one of them he's one of the best

572
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:03,200
i'm not it's not funny it's very serious

573
00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:05,039
everybody knows this dude

574
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:07,840
kukui makes the best

575
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:10,640
how come the days that they're uh

576
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:11,600
wait

577
00:23:15,909 --> 00:23:13,600
are they closed on sundays

578
00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:15,919
no no he just uh

579
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:17,520
he just doesn't make them

580
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:19,520
so he makes corn tortillas four days a

581
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:21,280
week and flower on three

582
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:23,200
yeah

583
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:24,480
damn

584
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:27,280
that's like authentic it is so he really

585
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:28,400
knows what he's doing with that it's

586
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:30,080
pretty legit

587
00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:31,840
hell yeah dude yeah so is it just

588
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:33,600
tortillas or do we have like toppings no

589
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:35,440
that's it that's it that's it

590
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:37,280
these are bad girls bro like why are you

591
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:39,360
going to get does he make a list

592
00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:40,640
does he make the girls make the

593
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:42,240
tortillas or did he like put him to work

594
00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:44,400
or is he just like

595
00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:46,640
seal it see you later no no they they he

596
00:23:51,909 --> 00:23:49,279
just makes them and they get one

597
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:51,919
one one a day he's making the tortillas

598
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:53,840
for the girls he's not selling them on

599
00:23:59,590 --> 00:23:56,480
the side no no no no no he's making up

600
00:24:01,590 --> 00:23:59,600
for the girls they each get one a day

601
00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:01,600
oh my god and then on sunday they get a

602
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:02,960
glass of water i thought you were saying

603
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:04,640
he like posts up and he's like hey i'll

604
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:07,200
be back i've got tortillas to sell

605
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:09,600
it's monday that means it's flour takes

606
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:11,600
i mean you know flour burns easily

607
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:13,360
easier yeah you gotta pay attention you

608
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:19,990
yeah no no no he's making up for the

609
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:21,760
girls so they don't die he just wants

610
00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:24,000
them to suffer in this deep dark cave

611
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:26,960
right so until you know this is this is

612
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:28,320
kind of a bad thing for them they're in

613
00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:31,120
a pretty bad place uh but luckily one

614
00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:33,520
day um a goat

615
00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:37,440
a billy goat um gets gets lost and a

616
00:24:41,909 --> 00:24:39,600
young boy comes looking for this goat

617
00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:41,919
and he listens for the cries of the goat

618
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:43,520
and he finds the goat

619
00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:44,960
you know the goat's leg is stuck in a

620
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:47,360
rock right cause gotsutam they do things

621
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:49,600
like that he gets it out and then it

622
00:24:55,669 --> 00:24:52,880
runs and no longer is the goat crying

623
00:24:57,990 --> 00:24:55,679
but he still hears

624
00:25:01,190 --> 00:24:58,000
crying noise and he looks down in this

625
00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:01,200
tiny little hole and he notices you know

626
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:03,360
way way way way i skipped a big part i

627
00:25:06,549 --> 00:25:04,640
have to go all the way back hold on back

628
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:06,559
up back it up

629
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:09,200
no no we can keep going so he sees the

630
00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:12,640
girls he runs down and uh you know he he

631
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:15,200
finds the girls and he sets them free

632
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:16,880
and they're running down the hill and it

633
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:18,960
just so happened that the dad

634
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:21,520
um used to go up there every single day

635
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:24,159
looking for a kukui's cave

636
00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:26,400
right and so every time they would say i

637
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:31,190
his fault it was his fault but like i

638
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:33,600
guess like you know he was like well i

639
00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:35,760
mean they're not really that bad

640
00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:38,720
so yeah they actually uh

641
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:41,120
got to go home with their dad

642
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:43,679
after weeks of being trapped in

643
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:47,120
okukuye's cave and uh you know they

644
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:50,720
turned out to be very very polite um and

645
00:25:56,149 --> 00:25:54,080
and helpful respectful young women and

646
00:25:58,149 --> 00:25:56,159
some people to today say sometimes

647
00:26:00,789 --> 00:25:58,159
you'll go down to the area and there's

648
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:00,799
like you know some very very polite

649
00:26:05,350 --> 00:26:03,440
people and they all come from the the

650
00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:05,360
lineage of the uh the girls who got

651
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:07,679
caught from uh you know

652
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:09,600
no way that's where manners come from

653
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:11,279
that's where manners come from so you

654
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:13,120
got to be good or else he'll come and

655
00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:14,960
take you he'll either eat you or he'll

656
00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:16,640
put you in this shitty cave and feed you

657
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:18,480
one tortilla a day

658
00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:29,830
thanks dude i i loved that dude i love

659
00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:31,919
it so yeah the the

660
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:34,880
is that like a well-known story

661
00:26:40,789 --> 00:26:38,960
oh everybody knows it dude

662
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:40,799
i love it dude there's so much there's a

663
00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:42,240
high and there's there's like a peaks

664
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:44,000
and valleys there's antagonists there's

665
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:46,960
protagonists it's crazy damn dude

666
00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:48,880
there's like spooky stuff

667
00:26:53,269 --> 00:26:51,200
there's a there's a weird

668
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:53,279
hairy dude

669
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:54,400
question for you

670
00:26:58,630 --> 00:26:56,960
could it be could could it be a uh a

671
00:27:01,430 --> 00:26:58,640
feral person who lives in the in the

672
00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:01,440
mountain and uh he's kind of just like

673
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:02,400
he has

674
00:27:07,269 --> 00:27:04,960
his whole life and his father before him

675
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:07,279
and his father before him

676
00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:09,840
lived in the mountains

677
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:11,520
and they they're just very hairy that's

678
00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:12,559
just kind of like what they do some

679
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:16,640
people mistake them for for uh elk

680
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:19,840
or or bigfoot or old man of the forest

681
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:21,360
and they're just like they're actually

682
00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:22,480
kind of nice people and they just like

683
00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:24,480
to teach other humorous manners because

684
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:26,799
we're rude and we're dirty well they say

685
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:27,760
that

686
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:30,320
um people who know the legend best all

687
00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:33,120
say it's actually an old man

688
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:34,399
that lives

689
00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:35,840
up there

690
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:38,880
and he has is like he says his

691
00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:41,760
his his back is as crooked as a tree

692
00:27:45,909 --> 00:27:43,279
branch

693
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:45,919
and he's like this old creepy

694
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:49,120
man that steals kids dude

695
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:50,480
oh my god look at this look at this

696
00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:51,440
image

697
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:52,960
see like

698
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:54,480
the the old man thing doesn't scare me

699
00:27:59,510 --> 00:27:56,320
as bad as this does like a

700
00:28:01,350 --> 00:27:59,520
like that's a maybe like a 35 year old

701
00:28:03,909 --> 00:28:01,360
el kakui right

702
00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:03,919
at least 35 at least 35. he's still got

703
00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:06,159
some age to go his his dental records

704
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:09,440
show in a much older age

705
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:11,200
but the old man thing it reminds me it

706
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:13,760
makes me think of like uh like monks in

707
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:15,760
the mountains like we know that there's

708
00:28:20,870 --> 00:28:17,360
a bunch of old dudes

709
00:28:22,549 --> 00:28:20,880
living on like one grain of rice a day

710
00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:22,559
and they're they're really smart and

711
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:24,559
they they give a lot of wisdom you know

712
00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:26,880
so it's possible yeah yeah i mean that's

713
00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:31,279
the opposite of el kokui but yeah

714
00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:33,520
yeah

715
00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:35,200
i don't know

716
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:38,240
just making connections here in my head

717
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:39,760
i mean i guess it's possible that a monk

718
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:40,960
could like come down out of the

719
00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:43,600
mountains and then like take a child and

720
00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:46,159
eat him and then run back up into the

721
00:28:49,909 --> 00:28:47,840
monastery and like nobody would know

722
00:28:52,870 --> 00:28:49,919
because they'd be like oh he's probably

723
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:52,880
been praying for the past 24 hours

724
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:54,240
or you know

725
00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:55,279
yeah like

726
00:28:59,430 --> 00:28:57,520
that he'd be like the least suspected uh

727
00:29:00,549 --> 00:28:59,440
yeah in that story yeah they'd be like

728
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:00,559
hey what have you been doing he was like

729
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:02,559
oh i've been meditating for the last 24

730
00:29:05,430 --> 00:29:04,159
hours literally that's all i do every

731
00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:05,440
time they were like wait a second did

732
00:29:10,389 --> 00:29:08,080
you just talk to us and he was like oh

733
00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:10,399
[\h__\h] you got me

734
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:12,480
dang it

735
00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:14,640
i guess what i mean by that idea like

736
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:16,240
connecting it to monks is that like it's

737
00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:18,000
possible there's already old dudes

738
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:21,039
living on like very very minimal things

739
00:29:26,149 --> 00:29:24,640
right that uh they're very peaceful i

740
00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:26,159
love the mountains and also teach which

741
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:28,559
the manners i don't know

742
00:29:32,630 --> 00:29:30,960
you know i was also thinking like

743
00:29:33,669 --> 00:29:32,640
um

744
00:29:36,549 --> 00:29:33,679
so

745
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:36,559
the lechusa makes like this crying baby

746
00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:39,679
sound and la llerona makes like the

747
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:42,080
crying woman sound

748
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:45,760
and that also lures people to her yeah

749
00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:47,600
and like

750
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:49,360
it just sucks like when you think about

751
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:51,360
like the idea that like

752
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:53,120
there's like these witches that will eat

753
00:29:57,269 --> 00:29:55,760
you if it sounds like a baby or a crying

754
00:29:59,750 --> 00:29:57,279
woman so like

755
00:30:01,430 --> 00:29:59,760
you really could be like a baby like

756
00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:01,440
that got dropped out of a stroller or

757
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:04,159
something you know or like i don't know

758
00:30:07,830 --> 00:30:06,399
like that's a terrible example or like a

759
00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:07,840
woman that fell down on the hike and

760
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:10,000
bike trail and like broke her ankle and

761
00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:11,600
she's actually crying but it's night

762
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:14,080
time because she works a full-time job

763
00:30:17,269 --> 00:30:15,520
and you know the babysitter doesn't get

764
00:30:19,909 --> 00:30:17,279
there until 8 30 and that's whenever

765
00:30:21,669 --> 00:30:19,919
it's her time to go be in her own head

766
00:30:23,669 --> 00:30:21,679
and just put the headphones in and go

767
00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:23,679
for a jog and she fell and broke her

768
00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:25,679
ankle but like

769
00:30:28,789 --> 00:30:27,120
if you're mexican and you hear that

770
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:28,799
you're like [\h__\h] that i'm not going over

771
00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:30,880
there it's like you know like it's

772
00:30:35,190 --> 00:30:33,520
like nope uh-uh you're not getting me

773
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:35,200
like i'm just thinking about the amount

774
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:37,679
of aid that has been just like

775
00:30:42,310 --> 00:30:40,240
not given to people who have been crying

776
00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:42,320
because it was a baby or like some

777
00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:43,679
injured woman

778
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:44,880
oh my gosh

779
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:46,960
i could go down a very dark path with

780
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:48,640
that um

781
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:51,600
but i'm not going to

782
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:53,279
thinking about like child abandonment

783
00:30:58,389 --> 00:30:55,600
like oh yeah no one's gonna come check

784
00:31:00,789 --> 00:30:58,399
in the woods for for this i don't know

785
00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:00,799
that's dark as [\h__\h] i know but it but

786
00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:03,519
like it happens right and most of those

787
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:05,919
kids get picked up by like dragons or

788
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:07,440
like bigfoot

789
00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:09,600
and they live like a perfectly normal

790
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:13,120
life right yeah all the time

791
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:15,200
it happens more than we know it does it

792
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:17,519
happens a lot a bit yeah because there

793
00:31:21,509 --> 00:31:19,120
are like actual stories and accounts of

794
00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:21,519
multiple people that that's happened too

795
00:31:24,070 --> 00:31:22,880
you mentioned like all the people who

796
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:24,080
like

797
00:31:26,549 --> 00:31:25,840
you know i don't know

798
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:26,559
dude

799
00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:28,240
they grew up in the woods like with

800
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:30,080
bigfoot or like with puff the magic

801
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:31,760
dragon right and then like they became

802
00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:33,760
like 30. it was kind of like mowgli like

803
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:35,039
looking down on the village and he was

804
00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:37,760
like damn what's that down there baby

805
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:39,120
and like that he finally came out of the

806
00:31:43,509 --> 00:31:41,200
forest and was like i'm gonna try this

807
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:43,519
whatever this is even though i know it's

808
00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:45,120
dangerous and he goes out and he's kind

809
00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:46,960
of like tarzan for like the first three

810
00:31:50,389 --> 00:31:48,320
years and like everybody thinks he's

811
00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:50,399
weird and like he just works like at the

812
00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:52,480
door at walmart he's just like hi hi

813
00:31:55,509 --> 00:31:54,159
everybody because like he doesn't get it

814
00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:55,519
he's just lived in the woods the whole

815
00:31:59,590 --> 00:31:57,039
life and then finally he gets it but

816
00:32:00,470 --> 00:31:59,600
like you know like can you imagine that

817
00:32:03,029 --> 00:32:00,480
guy

818
00:32:05,269 --> 00:32:03,039
like somehow making it in just like

819
00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:05,279
normal society and then like at the age

820
00:32:08,549 --> 00:32:07,360
of like 64 being like

821
00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:08,559
i think i'm gonna write a book about

822
00:32:11,669 --> 00:32:09,360
that

823
00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:11,679
yeah it would have you would have to

824
00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:12,960
wait until that long

825
00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:14,640
to do because it takes a long time to

826
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:22,470
not right i think so

827
00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:23,840
i don't know

828
00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:26,559
okay tarzan in a there's a there's a

829
00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:27,440
scene

830
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:32,320
tarzan and uh there's there's a there's

831
00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:35,120
uh there's a photo of him in a suit

832
00:32:37,669 --> 00:32:36,240
and uh

833
00:32:38,950 --> 00:32:37,679
i just always think like okay this

834
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:38,960
dude's been

835
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:41,600
walking around climbing trees surfing on

836
00:32:46,149 --> 00:32:44,000
trees his whole life his toes are like

837
00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:46,159
probably formed to like like a different

838
00:32:49,909 --> 00:32:47,600
way you know like people like uh

839
00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:49,919
indigenous people in the amazon their

840
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:51,120
feet look different right they're like

841
00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:52,480
freaking rot

842
00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:55,360
rugged and like pads dude yeah man so

843
00:33:01,990 --> 00:32:58,000
like how does this fool how would he put

844
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:02,000
on shoes and walk up uh you know stay

845
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:03,519
tall and straighten so he's got better

846
00:33:07,269 --> 00:33:05,360
posture than me man

847
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:07,279
i've got i guess his feet look pretty

848
00:33:12,789 --> 00:33:10,720
big but uh yeah they're still pretty big

849
00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:12,799
and they like force him to like stand up

850
00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:14,399
in the movie i think because he's

851
00:33:17,269 --> 00:33:15,679
standing there like that and they come

852
00:33:18,149 --> 00:33:17,279
and they like force him to stand up and

853
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:18,159
he's like

854
00:33:20,950 --> 00:33:18,960
oh

855
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:20,960
yeah okay i remember that scene yeah

856
00:33:26,549 --> 00:33:22,320
yeah

857
00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:26,559
phil collins come on man

858
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:32,630
i will be here don't you oh there's a

859
00:33:36,789 --> 00:33:34,480
dude in a leotard

860
00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:36,799
nice that's what's up dude that's what's

861
00:33:40,159 --> 00:33:45,110
we like those bro we like those

862
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:47,269
dudes speaking of hiking bike bro

863
00:33:53,830 --> 00:33:50,240
what i mean come on man

864
00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:53,840
please speak of it the most amazing of

865
00:33:58,470 --> 00:33:56,960
and vivid memories of my childhood

866
00:34:00,310 --> 00:33:58,480
uh if you guys didn't know this uh joe

867
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:00,320
and i grew joe and i grew up in the same

868
00:34:04,149 --> 00:34:02,240
town he's a couple years older than me

869
00:34:06,230 --> 00:34:04,159
we were like kind of friends as kids you

870
00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:06,240
know we didn't like hang out every day

871
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:08,000
we were a couple years apart we did have

872
00:34:10,389 --> 00:34:09,520
a mutual friend which was my neighbor

873
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:10,399
but like

874
00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:11,760
dude i'm pretty sure we've been to the

875
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:14,079
hike and bike together when we were kids

876
00:34:19,109 --> 00:34:16,800
oh yeah but but dude like this is like

877
00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:19,119
and if anybody asks you like joe you

878
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:20,800
live taylor like everybody's like what's

879
00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:23,760
it what what's in taylor like

880
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:26,720
like the hike and bike the hiking bike

881
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:29,599
bro hell yeah it's it's so many miles

882
00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:30,879
dude i think it's like

883
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:33,200
five miles

884
00:34:36,389 --> 00:34:34,480
it's pretty long

885
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:36,399
it's huge it starts in one side of

886
00:34:40,629 --> 00:34:38,000
taylor and like literally goes to like

887
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:40,639
the middle of it yeah yeah like

888
00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:43,200
the the uh epicenter of the hiking bike

889
00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:44,960
is this creek

890
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:46,960
and uh all around it are like all these

891
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:48,800
parks and like sidewalks and walkways

892
00:34:52,629 --> 00:34:50,399
and trees it's actually freaking

893
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:52,639
beautiful man yeah it's great like what

894
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:54,399
a great place uh

895
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:55,760
luxurious here

896
00:34:58,630 --> 00:34:57,520
uh grow up as a kid dude i used to like

897
00:35:01,190 --> 00:34:58,640
go out

898
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:01,200
uh like every day just ride my friggin

899
00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:04,400
bike yeah the hiking bike bro

900
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:06,400
it's like nobody ever had to ask you

901
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:08,640
where you were going as a kid you know

902
00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:10,640
where you going the hiking bike of

903
00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:12,480
course where the hell else am i going to

904
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:14,800
go what else is there to do here except

905
00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:16,960
for tear up the rest of the streets that

906
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:19,040
we just plowed through on our bikes

907
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:20,880
every single day dude i know every

908
00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:22,880
single street and back road that there

909
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:25,200
is in this town it's ridiculous i love

910
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:26,720
it i may not know all the names but i

911
00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:28,400
know exactly where i'm going if i need

912
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:30,400
to get there you know i know every

913
00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:32,240
single driveway that is like almost a

914
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:34,880
ramp yeah

915
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:36,400
oh that's that street oh yeah that's the

916
00:35:40,710 --> 00:35:38,320
one that you can get like like a foot of

917
00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:40,720
air yes yes

918
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:42,720
dude yeah if you're on rollerblades

919
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:44,320
really you could do a full 360 on that

920
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:46,640
one remember back during our time dude

921
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:49,200
when when uh when we were rollerblading

922
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:50,560
we like

923
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:52,160
for some reason

924
00:35:55,430 --> 00:35:53,760
taylor decided they want to start fixing

925
00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:55,440
their streets and they would all fix the

926
00:35:59,270 --> 00:35:57,359
streets that we like to rollerblade on

927
00:36:01,349 --> 00:35:59,280
and it would put the bumpy gravel in

928
00:36:03,510 --> 00:36:01,359
instead of that smooth nice worn down

929
00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:03,520
stuff that we used to skate on and then

930
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:04,800
like we had to go skate in the shitty

931
00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:06,240
part of town which is all like moon

932
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:07,920
craters

933
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:10,400
yes but it was also very smooth because

934
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:13,200
they were like so old yeah so it because

935
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:14,560
some of it was actually kind of fun like

936
00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:16,560
over there uh but well by where you all

937
00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:18,560
live now there's some really cool like

938
00:36:22,069 --> 00:36:20,240
divots and stuff that are still there oh

939
00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:22,079
yeah they're like so smooth they're like

940
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:23,200
you would think they would be they were

941
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:25,520
like 80 years old that whole north side

942
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:27,680
road dude it started up top and ended it

943
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:30,160
down the middle of the hike a bike yes

944
00:36:34,630 --> 00:36:32,160
dude oh my god dude

945
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:34,640
you're like blasting my brain with

946
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:37,440
childhood dopamine right now dude we

947
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:39,680
used to we used to do 360s off those

948
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:41,200
five sets

949
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:42,160
at

950
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:50,320
pipe but because it was like night like

951
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:52,240
90 degree angle or whatever like it

952
00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:55,040
wasn't swoopy but it was a stool it's

953
00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:56,160
kind of a quarter pipe and there was

954
00:36:59,829 --> 00:36:58,079
like that little ledge you could go up

955
00:37:01,030 --> 00:36:59,839
and like try to skateboard on it or if

956
00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:01,040
you're a roller blades it's pretty easy

957
00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:02,320
you go up there

958
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:04,640
or soaps you mercilessly remember i had

959
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:05,920
soaps

960
00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:09,440
dude

961
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:12,880
we used to grind people's bumpers

962
00:37:17,589 --> 00:37:16,160
yes bro people we didn't like the guys

963
00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:17,599
that were like people they were like

964
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:19,359
bullies or like dicks in high school we

965
00:37:35,589 --> 00:37:33,980
[Laughter]

966
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:35,599
[Music]

967
00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:37,520
that was a good time dude

968
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:38,880
man

969
00:37:43,349 --> 00:37:41,280
pass i know i hate i hated the whole

970
00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:43,359
school part of it though like you know

971
00:37:47,829 --> 00:37:45,119
how much time i just wasted in school

972
00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:47,839
when i could have been out like you know

973
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:50,240
practicing my 360s or like finding

974
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:52,240
better roads to rollerblade on you know

975
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:53,280
fast

976
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:54,240
dude

977
00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:55,599
so much time could have been spinning we

978
00:38:00,710 --> 00:37:58,240
could have been good at something

979
00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:00,720
instead of you know

980
00:38:05,109 --> 00:38:02,079
learning how to get yelled at by

981
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:05,119
teachers who hate us yeah i don't care

982
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:07,200
where the apostrophe goes

983
00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:08,480
you know

984
00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:09,440
just

985
00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:11,040
i don't want to write you anything

986
00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:13,520
anyways i just want to talk to you

987
00:38:17,109 --> 00:38:15,119
i just want to talk to my friends i just

988
00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:17,119
want to talk oh look at us now oh we

989
00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:19,119
have a podcast there we go

990
00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:20,400
i guess at all

991
00:38:26,230 --> 00:38:23,839
full circle dude oh my god

992
00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:26,240
i wonder if mr fark watches our show

993
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:32,710
that would be so funny this is the

994
00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:34,480
farkama's pit get together every every

995
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:36,560
thursday night drink wine with us that

996
00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:38,640
would be so funny dude

997
00:38:45,109 --> 00:38:40,640
oh my god

998
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:47,990
108 year old ass man dude

999
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:50,320
you know she's still alive too i bet oh

1000
00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:52,880
yeah dude she's she's protected for sure

1001
00:38:57,589 --> 00:38:55,359
she's a protected class sister karina

1002
00:38:59,910 --> 00:38:57,599
if y'all don't know me and joe we at one

1003
00:39:03,030 --> 00:38:59,920
point we all we both went to uh a

1004
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:03,040
catholic uh school named uh st mary's in

1005
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:06,320
in taylor texas and it was like

1006
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:07,440
dude there was

1007
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:09,760
corporal corporal punishment

1008
00:39:15,349 --> 00:39:12,320
was still a thing so we got we got hit

1009
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:15,359
got those ruler bangs yes bro

1010
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:18,240
dude and we had to say hail mary's

1011
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:19,280
a lot

1012
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:20,960
and if you messed up

1013
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:23,200
man you're gonna be there all day

1014
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:24,640
remember back in the day dude they be

1015
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:26,240
like you have to say 15 you'd be like

1016
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:28,400
that's gonna take me all day

1017
00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:30,640
yeah yeah instead of just like saying it

1018
00:39:34,069 --> 00:39:32,160
you would like cry for like the first

1019
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:34,079
hour and a half

1020
00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:35,760
and then you would say like three of you

1021
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:38,160
be like but i'm thirsty

1022
00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:39,920
i need something to drink and they were

1023
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:42,000
like all right fine go and you come back

1024
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:43,200
you say like two more you're like but

1025
00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:45,070
now i gotta go to the bathroom

1026
00:39:48,790 --> 00:39:47,680
[Music]

1027
00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:48,800
they're like you're gonna come back here

1028
00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:50,560
tomorrow if you don't finish these and

1029
00:39:53,910 --> 00:39:51,839
like you guys sit in the office at like

1030
00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:53,920
nine in the morning like 3 30. you

1031
00:39:58,310 --> 00:39:56,480
didn't even say eight of them yet yeah

1032
00:40:00,710 --> 00:39:58,320
you like spent all day complaining

1033
00:40:03,829 --> 00:40:00,720
you're like but it was lunch time

1034
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:03,839
yeah hungries

1035
00:40:08,069 --> 00:40:05,280
i had some applesauce to eat they had

1036
00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:08,079
the best applesauce bro saint mary's uh

1037
00:40:12,630 --> 00:40:10,560
school had heck yeah they put i don't

1038
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:12,640
know what if it was like extra sugar or

1039
00:40:15,990 --> 00:40:14,160
like something i don't know

1040
00:40:19,510 --> 00:40:16,000
came right out of the mods package for

1041
00:40:22,069 --> 00:40:19,520
all it was so good dude it was delicious

1042
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:22,079
and that square bigfoot pizza pro

1043
00:40:27,589 --> 00:40:24,240
and the cheese look like [\h__\h] uh hot

1044
00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:27,599
glue man yes oh my god it was

1045
00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:29,359
it had like the almost almost

1046
00:40:34,870 --> 00:40:32,800
see-through meatballs on it yeah yeah

1047
00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:34,880
real crunchy oh

1048
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:36,800
dude i used to like uh make noises with

1049
00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:38,480
jello through a straw

1050
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:41,040
oh man sister karina would get so mad at

1051
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:43,760
me what does the noise do a gel a jello

1052
00:40:55,910 --> 00:40:51,270
and then when they would make you all be

1053
00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:55,920
quiet they get real pissed you like zero

1054
00:40:59,270 --> 00:40:57,680
jello through a straw

1055
00:41:00,630 --> 00:40:59,280
and then uh coach pat will come over and

1056
00:41:02,309 --> 00:41:00,640
take you out

1057
00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:02,319
remember was it coach pat or was it

1058
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:04,800
coach joe it was coach joe with the gray

1059
00:41:11,109 --> 00:41:08,880
hair the chick no coach edge edge

1060
00:41:14,309 --> 00:41:11,119
edge bro

1061
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:16,630
no she was mean

1062
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:18,720
uh oh i just remember her being badass i

1063
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:19,920
don't know me and my brother talk about

1064
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:20,960
that a lot

1065
00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:22,640
she was kind of mean though

1066
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:24,880
she had to be we were [\h__\h]

1067
00:41:27,589 --> 00:41:26,160
all right let's get back to the let's

1068
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:27,599
get back to the facebook feed

1069
00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:29,760
everybody's like

1070
00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:31,200
what are you talking about everybody's

1071
00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:32,560
having their own conversation in the

1072
00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:34,560
chat i [\h__\h] i actually love that you

1073
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:36,880
guys are actually still here so

1074
00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:39,760
um we're back

1075
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:40,640
uh

1076
00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:42,560
joseph lamotte dude

1077
00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:45,200
oh gee i think these guys listen to joe

1078
00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:47,599
and ben let's see this comic

1079
00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:49,520
brethren we have

1080
00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:52,640
traveled eons to finally import our

1081
00:41:57,589 --> 00:41:55,359
greatest in part our greatest knowledge

1082
00:42:01,430 --> 00:41:57,599
the creation of

1083
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:03,589
incredible

1084
00:42:08,309 --> 00:42:05,520
the humans have mastered large triangles

1085
00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:08,319
without us and check that cat check out

1086
00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:09,220
that cat dude

1087
00:42:12,790 --> 00:42:11,280
[Laughter]

1088
00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:12,800
cat dude

1089
00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:14,240
i've

1090
00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:19,440
of a thousand dimensions

1091
00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:21,520
oh that's not the whole thing oh okay

1092
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:23,280
and i have never seen anything as cool

1093
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:26,640
as that [\h__\h] cat dude

1094
00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:29,760
i love that i love that so much

1095
00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:32,000
if you could go to like a primitive

1096
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:34,400
civilization and show them something

1097
00:42:40,069 --> 00:42:37,200
cool what would you show them

1098
00:42:42,870 --> 00:42:40,079
oh my god churros

1099
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:42,880
um that's pretty awesome

1100
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:45,440
hold on you think you say yours and i'm

1101
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:48,160
going to think of mine again

1102
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:50,960
something better than churros um

1103
00:42:57,349 --> 00:42:54,640
i was so upon you churros

1104
00:43:02,870 --> 00:42:59,430
their [\h__\h] deal is so good

1105
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:02,880
they the gods gave a sweet bark to chew

1106
00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:03,760
of

1107
00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:06,480
[\h__\h] bark yes it does look like barf

1108
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:08,960
it was the it was the golden bark of

1109
00:43:13,349 --> 00:43:12,000
god's trees

1110
00:43:15,670 --> 00:43:13,359
that would be

1111
00:43:18,069 --> 00:43:15,680
yeah that's that's that's god's fruit

1112
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:18,079
hold it thou bark in the sunlight and

1113
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:20,720
see it shimmer i think

1114
00:43:23,589 --> 00:43:21,680
because i don't know if you know this

1115
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:23,599
dude but but if you hold the truth in

1116
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:26,240
the sunlight it shimmers like a like a

1117
00:43:30,069 --> 00:43:28,560
like a golden stick i don't know if you

1118
00:43:31,990 --> 00:43:30,079
know this dude i don't know if you knew

1119
00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:32,000
this but

1120
00:43:40,309 --> 00:43:38,470
yeah what would we give a civilization

1121
00:43:42,069 --> 00:43:40,319
if we were if we were to travel eons and

1122
00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:42,079
give a little civilization like one

1123
00:43:46,309 --> 00:43:43,680
thing

1124
00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:46,319
element i like that i like weed because

1125
00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:48,480
it expands your mind it creates

1126
00:43:54,710 --> 00:43:51,200
creativity for some some

1127
00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:54,720
insane paranoia a paranoia

1128
00:43:59,190 --> 00:43:56,160
paranoia

1129
00:44:00,150 --> 00:43:59,200
uh a lot of creativity a lot of stuff

1130
00:44:02,710 --> 00:44:00,160
yeah

1131
00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:02,720
oh man uh what about

1132
00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:03,680
uh

1133
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:04,640
oh

1134
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:05,520
hmm

1135
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:07,760
damn there's just so many good things

1136
00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:09,839
that you could give a civilization i see

1137
00:44:16,069 --> 00:44:12,480
why like it's hard like i see why

1138
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:16,079
ancient gods are like um here's fire

1139
00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:17,920
that's why they had the bag the purse

1140
00:44:21,510 --> 00:44:19,040
because they're like i got a lot of

1141
00:44:23,109 --> 00:44:21,520
stuff yeah yeah

1142
00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:23,119
the anunnaki's with the purse they're

1143
00:44:28,150 --> 00:44:24,000
like

1144
00:44:30,390 --> 00:44:28,160
to give them a cell phone

1145
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:30,400
do you want to give them like i don't

1146
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:33,589
because then they don't have any

1147
00:44:37,349 --> 00:44:35,440
internet so then what's the point right

1148
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:37,359
but then it's like

1149
00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:38,800
you can't just like blow their minds

1150
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:41,119
with like a personal male masturbator

1151
00:44:43,589 --> 00:44:42,400
right because like then they're gonna

1152
00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:43,599
run out of batteries and they're gonna

1153
00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:45,280
be like why

1154
00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:47,920
and like yeah no that's those are all

1155
00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:50,160
great points

1156
00:44:54,470 --> 00:44:52,319
like the map like the the the battery

1157
00:44:56,950 --> 00:44:54,480
like you can't give somebody a

1158
00:44:59,349 --> 00:44:56,960
technology that hasn't been established

1159
00:45:01,910 --> 00:44:59,359
as a as a refundable source or whatever

1160
00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:01,920
right right replenishable and like

1161
00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:04,000
everything that's cool like that i'm

1162
00:45:07,910 --> 00:45:05,760
looking at has like batteries or like

1163
00:45:10,150 --> 00:45:07,920
electricity to it

1164
00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:10,160
so oh my god dude i think you just did

1165
00:45:12,790 --> 00:45:11,040
it

1166
00:45:14,069 --> 00:45:12,800
so like if you were traveling to a

1167
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:14,079
different planet and were to give them

1168
00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:16,000
something like you wouldn't choose

1169
00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:17,680
something technological that relies on

1170
00:45:21,190 --> 00:45:19,200
like electricity if if they haven't

1171
00:45:23,430 --> 00:45:21,200
gotten there yet right can be something

1172
00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:23,440
electronic can't be it would have to be

1173
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:25,440
something mechanical but not made of

1174
00:45:30,710 --> 00:45:26,800
metal because they haven't figured out

1175
00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:30,720
metal yet yeah uh it can't uh can't

1176
00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:32,480
can have to only like

1177
00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:34,560
have to exist in a dark room because all

1178
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:36,400
they have is like fire and then they'll

1179
00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:37,760
suffocate so it's gotta be something

1180
00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:40,960
really specific and i think arlene uh

1181
00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:43,440
atkins zell

1182
00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:46,000
uh introduced uh she says uh or yeah

1183
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:47,040
introduce

1184
00:45:52,309 --> 00:45:49,680
them to quality shrooms

1185
00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:52,319
i mean that's the building block of like

1186
00:45:57,270 --> 00:45:54,800
awakenings for a lot of people i mean it

1187
00:45:58,550 --> 00:45:57,280
was for me so it's a building block of

1188
00:46:01,910 --> 00:45:58,560
all life

1189
00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:01,920
oh [\h__\h] the mushroom right

1190
00:46:06,069 --> 00:46:04,640
yeah yeah like um

1191
00:46:07,190 --> 00:46:06,079
it's oh dude i think you've said this

1192
00:46:09,589 --> 00:46:07,200
before we were talking about like

1193
00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:09,599
mycelium and that that mushroom like

1194
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:11,040
what you see on top of the ground is

1195
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:13,680
actually like the fruit the fruiting

1196
00:46:19,829 --> 00:46:16,880
part of the ecosystem yeah yeah it's

1197
00:46:20,870 --> 00:46:19,839
it's uh i mean you could call it

1198
00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:20,880
saying

1199
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:24,240
fruiting or like flowering or budding or

1200
00:46:27,190 --> 00:46:26,110
like it's just a uh

1201
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:27,200
[Music]

1202
00:46:33,109 --> 00:46:30,319
a blanket term for sprouting

1203
00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:33,119
or doing its thing sporing well no the

1204
00:46:36,150 --> 00:46:34,400
spore is like the

1205
00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:36,160
the seed part but like

1206
00:46:41,589 --> 00:46:39,440
the the comeuppance in it good to come

1207
00:46:45,829 --> 00:46:41,599
up and burn

1208
00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:48,390
uh yeah so like the the

1209
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:51,599
main part of a a fungus is actually

1210
00:46:58,150 --> 00:46:53,760
underground and what you see is like the

1211
00:46:59,510 --> 00:46:58,160
the reproductive organ and so it's like

1212
00:47:01,349 --> 00:46:59,520
yep

1213
00:47:02,870 --> 00:47:01,359
just like a flower when the flower opens

1214
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:02,880
and it has the

1215
00:47:07,829 --> 00:47:06,400
the nectar inside of it the seeds yeah

1216
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:07,839
for all

1217
00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:09,920
i'm forgetting the the what the uh

1218
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:12,400
psilocybin there you go

1219
00:47:17,829 --> 00:47:14,800
the nipples the brown nipple of the

1220
00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:18,630
dude

1221
00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:21,280
hey i've seen these in my yard

1222
00:47:24,870 --> 00:47:22,720
and apparently they're very poisonous

1223
00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:24,880
like they're not what i thought they i

1224
00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:27,040
was they're not those they're not the

1225
00:47:30,870 --> 00:47:28,800
good ones yeah i think you gotta like

1226
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:30,880
you tell from like underneath of them or

1227
00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:32,960
something yeah they did not turn purple

1228
00:47:37,030 --> 00:47:35,520
they were like gilly and white they were

1229
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:37,040
like supposed to be like purple or like

1230
00:47:42,710 --> 00:47:39,040
they they bruise

1231
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:42,720
and stuff but dude i was very hopeful

1232
00:47:46,549 --> 00:47:44,480
you were like oh

1233
00:47:49,270 --> 00:47:46,559
it's a sign from the gods

1234
00:47:50,630 --> 00:47:49,280
i thought it kind of was dude

1235
00:47:54,870 --> 00:47:50,640
and then you're like oh they're trying

1236
00:47:58,230 --> 00:47:56,390
justin says he would give them bic

1237
00:47:59,589 --> 00:47:58,240
lighters uh to a different uh

1238
00:48:01,430 --> 00:47:59,599
civilization

1239
00:48:04,309 --> 00:48:01,440
that'd be cool

1240
00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:04,319
explain to them how to make flint

1241
00:48:11,109 --> 00:48:07,440
hey yeah well like to you yeah like to

1242
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:11,119
you like music yeah yeah i love that

1243
00:48:15,349 --> 00:48:13,359
um melissa nicole thank you uh thank you

1244
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:15,359
for your your kind comment about she

1245
00:48:21,270 --> 00:48:17,520
said but i love the ufo behind you with

1246
00:48:26,309 --> 00:48:24,150
i love that look like i tried but it

1247
00:48:28,069 --> 00:48:26,319
does look like i got a lot of funny

1248
00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:28,079
comments on twitter they're like it's

1249
00:48:33,829 --> 00:48:31,200
like grimace with a sombrero

1250
00:48:36,470 --> 00:48:33,839
somebody was like a very excited or it

1251
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:36,480
was like eggplant with uh

1252
00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:38,640
with the ufo is like dragging off doing

1253
00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:40,559
ah there was some funny [\h__\h] that's

1254
00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:41,920
awesome

1255
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:42,880
uh

1256
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:44,800
that's [\h__\h] funny um

1257
00:48:50,069 --> 00:48:48,800
would you give them like uh

1258
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:50,079
would you

1259
00:49:00,230 --> 00:48:58,870
batteries remember batteries yes see you

1260
00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:00,240
run out of batteries but the led would

1261
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:01,920
last for a long time so there'd be a lot

1262
00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:03,760
of parties happening you know

1263
00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:05,440
like have you ever seen uh the gods must

1264
00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:06,800
be crazy

1265
00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:08,400
ah with the

1266
00:49:13,270 --> 00:49:10,960
little african tribe and like these

1267
00:49:14,549 --> 00:49:13,280
these people are flying over an airplane

1268
00:49:16,230 --> 00:49:14,559
and one of them is drinking a coke

1269
00:49:18,870 --> 00:49:16,240
bottle and he throws a coke bottle out

1270
00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:18,880
the window and it lands and they're like

1271
00:49:22,069 --> 00:49:20,480
it's a gift from the gods and they start

1272
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:22,079
using it as a tool

1273
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:23,839
and like making food and then the tribe

1274
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:25,440
starts to fight over it and nobody's

1275
00:49:28,790 --> 00:49:27,520
ever fought in the tribe before and they

1276
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:28,800
thought to themselves the chief was like

1277
00:49:32,790 --> 00:49:30,480
well the gods must be crazy take this

1278
00:49:34,870 --> 00:49:32,800
back to them so he sends a tribe member

1279
00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:34,880
out to the end of the earth to go see

1280
00:49:39,190 --> 00:49:37,520
the gods to go give them their tool back

1281
00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:39,200
and you think about it and it's like man

1282
00:49:43,030 --> 00:49:41,200
we still have people like that today

1283
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:43,040
here

1284
00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:45,200
can you imagine like like what would you

1285
00:49:51,109 --> 00:49:47,200
introduce to like somebody right here on

1286
00:49:53,430 --> 00:49:51,119
our own planet dude you know damn

1287
00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:53,440
that kind of blows my mind

1288
00:49:55,589 --> 00:49:54,720
yeah

1289
00:49:58,390 --> 00:49:55,599
and like

1290
00:50:01,109 --> 00:49:58,400
if you sent one of them to like an even

1291
00:50:02,790 --> 00:50:01,119
more primitive time yeah you know like

1292
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:02,800
what could they teach like more

1293
00:50:06,309 --> 00:50:04,720
primitive people

1294
00:50:08,069 --> 00:50:06,319
that'd be crazy to take like a real

1295
00:50:10,069 --> 00:50:08,079
primitive person

1296
00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:10,079
and like send them back to like another

1297
00:50:14,069 --> 00:50:11,760
period of time

1298
00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:14,079
like who would like you know he would

1299
00:50:16,870 --> 00:50:15,660
always he would automatically be like

1300
00:50:20,390 --> 00:50:16,880
[Music]

1301
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:20,400
i'm in a chair king of the castle yeah

1302
00:50:25,030 --> 00:50:22,480
he would all automatically be

1303
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:25,040
like like very pompous

1304
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,589
that might be a bad idea yeah

1305
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:36,230
uh yeah [\h__\h] like fire fires uh that's

1306
00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:38,880
the og right i mean we talked about

1307
00:50:43,030 --> 00:50:40,800
i guess the the flint yeah

1308
00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:43,040
but like that's fire's not

1309
00:50:47,349 --> 00:50:45,119
it's a tool it's a technology but it's

1310
00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:47,359
also like the the

1311
00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:49,520
the end result of of of a technology

1312
00:50:52,470 --> 00:50:51,040
it's like the

1313
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:52,480
oh what do you like there's a word for

1314
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:55,440
that like it's um the en means to an

1315
00:51:00,390 --> 00:50:57,760
ends or it's it's like the doing of but

1316
00:51:02,549 --> 00:51:00,400
you need a technology to to do that that

1317
00:51:04,710 --> 00:51:02,559
verve that thing like which is fire or

1318
00:51:06,549 --> 00:51:04,720
whatever yeah

1319
00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:06,559
champ thank you so much for that uh

1320
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:08,880
super chat dude party heart bro hell

1321
00:51:13,109 --> 00:51:11,119
yeah

1322
00:51:15,670 --> 00:51:13,119
i like it

1323
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:15,680
um but like yeah so

1324
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:16,960
thinking about that concept like you

1325
00:51:20,230 --> 00:51:18,319
can't just give somebody like a

1326
00:51:22,390 --> 00:51:20,240
technology that relies on another

1327
00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:22,400
technology you have to give them ideas

1328
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:24,160
and inspiration

1329
00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:26,160
i think i think we all do that every

1330
00:51:29,829 --> 00:51:28,400
single day in our subconscious

1331
00:51:31,670 --> 00:51:29,839
you know they're like hey the full

1332
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:31,680
coffee would be no

1333
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:33,839
that will copy somebody else

1334
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:36,240
original nothing to do do you think that

1335
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:37,760
sometimes maybe

1336
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:39,760
like i always think about how like the

1337
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:41,280
inspirations

1338
00:51:52,230 --> 00:51:42,319
like

1339
00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:52,240
that artistic thought you have to create

1340
00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:54,000
something that ends up kind of changing

1341
00:51:56,630 --> 00:51:55,040
the world

1342
00:51:57,829 --> 00:51:56,640
on a bigger scale

1343
00:52:00,390 --> 00:51:57,839
you know

1344
00:52:02,549 --> 00:52:00,400
i love oh my god okay so so you're

1345
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:02,559
saying that that progression and

1346
00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:04,880
technology

1347
00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:06,240
ultimately

1348
00:52:09,510 --> 00:52:08,559
starts with the inspiration from an

1349
00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:09,520
artist

1350
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:12,400
yeah so they they dude this is lining up

1351
00:52:14,790 --> 00:52:13,520
because

1352
00:52:15,829 --> 00:52:14,800
dude i've been thinking about this man

1353
00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:15,839
like

1354
00:52:27,349 --> 00:52:25,680
from

1355
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:27,359
i don't know where do your ideas come

1356
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,270
um

1357
00:52:41,430 --> 00:52:38,710
mostly

1358
00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:41,440
[Music]

1359
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:48,150
other other artists right yeah

1360
00:52:52,230 --> 00:52:50,720
so like it's like a building effect

1361
00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:52,240
and then like well a lot of artists say

1362
00:52:56,069 --> 00:52:53,920
like it just comes out of the ether like

1363
00:52:57,349 --> 00:52:56,079
you just you don't really possess it you

1364
00:52:58,950 --> 00:52:57,359
just kind of

1365
00:53:01,190 --> 00:52:58,960
you hold on to it for a little bit you

1366
00:53:02,870 --> 00:53:01,200
use it ever you plug in

1367
00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:02,880
to it and you express

1368
00:53:07,190 --> 00:53:05,440
how you interpret that that inspiration

1369
00:53:08,069 --> 00:53:07,200
and there's probably a [\h__\h] ton of other

1370
00:53:10,150 --> 00:53:08,079
people

1371
00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:10,160
tapping into that main line

1372
00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:11,599
and expressing

1373
00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:13,680
their interpretation in their own way

1374
00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:14,640
sometimes

1375
00:53:20,069 --> 00:53:17,680
a lot at the same exact time and that's

1376
00:53:21,190 --> 00:53:20,079
you know a lot of ideas and even like

1377
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:21,200
songs

1378
00:53:25,190 --> 00:53:22,960
um

1379
00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:25,200
visual and audible and all that stuff

1380
00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:26,160
but

1381
00:53:30,150 --> 00:53:28,160
i i just find that [\h__\h] super

1382
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:30,160
interesting yeah it's cool how like you

1383
00:53:33,670 --> 00:53:31,119
know like

1384
00:53:36,069 --> 00:53:33,680
sometimes uh you say like an engineer

1385
00:53:38,230 --> 00:53:36,079
right he's designing a building right

1386
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:38,240
it's very like

1387
00:53:42,790 --> 00:53:39,920
technological but like he throws his

1388
00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:42,800
headphones in and all of a sudden

1389
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:45,359
he creates some like crazy [\h__\h] you know

1390
00:53:50,390 --> 00:53:46,800
that like he's actually pushing the

1391
00:53:52,549 --> 00:53:50,400
boundaries of what technology can do

1392
00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:52,559
because of like the music he's listening

1393
00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:55,760
to yeah the inspiration some people get

1394
00:53:58,470 --> 00:53:57,280
like looking at a piece of art and then

1395
00:54:01,349 --> 00:53:58,480
being like

1396
00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:01,359
[\h__\h] that dna sequence oh my god it was

1397
00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:02,640
right there the whole time you know like

1398
00:54:06,549 --> 00:54:04,480
just weird inspiration

1399
00:54:09,430 --> 00:54:06,559
from art where it may not even seem

1400
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:09,440
connected you know but like it is

1401
00:54:12,069 --> 00:54:10,960
certain things vibrate with certain

1402
00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:12,079
people

1403
00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:13,280
you know

1404
00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:15,040
dude yes

1405
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:16,800
uh i'm looking i'm looking you just

1406
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:19,599
reminded me of this uh architecture

1407
00:54:24,150 --> 00:54:21,040
that uh arc

1408
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:24,160
architect architect that uh wasn't got

1409
00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:26,160
inspired by

1410
00:54:29,829 --> 00:54:27,920
working with uh he saw this like art

1411
00:54:32,549 --> 00:54:29,839
piece that was being made from like

1412
00:54:35,270 --> 00:54:32,559
strings and bubbles so like the artist

1413
00:54:38,069 --> 00:54:35,280
would would would make a uh

1414
00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:38,079
an art piece out of rope and string it

1415
00:54:42,309 --> 00:54:40,240
was like this intricate piece

1416
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:42,319
and dip it into like soapy water pull it

1417
00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:44,160
out and make bubbles out of it and those

1418
00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:46,559
bubbles would stay and then kind of all

1419
00:54:51,510 --> 00:54:49,680
self-correct into the most efficient

1420
00:54:52,710 --> 00:54:51,520
like structural

1421
00:54:55,270 --> 00:54:52,720
way so

1422
00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:55,280
this dude that would that designed uh

1423
00:54:59,349 --> 00:54:57,760
these canvas roofs

1424
00:55:01,349 --> 00:54:59,359
that are still this this technique is

1425
00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:01,359
actually still used today where if you

1426
00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:02,720
take the dimensions of a certain

1427
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:05,359
structure if you have uh if you set like

1428
00:55:09,990 --> 00:55:07,280
an even number of spaces out and like

1429
00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:10,000
find your center point or however many

1430
00:55:13,589 --> 00:55:11,680
uh different center points that makes me

1431
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:13,599
think of like the denver airport

1432
00:55:17,589 --> 00:55:15,760
but if you if you plan that out and then

1433
00:55:20,230 --> 00:55:17,599
drop strings and then do bubbles and

1434
00:55:23,589 --> 00:55:20,240
like the bubbles will find the most like

1435
00:55:25,349 --> 00:55:23,599
path of least resistance no structural

1436
00:55:27,430 --> 00:55:25,359
integrity it's i'm probably not

1437
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:27,440
explaining it exactly right but like

1438
00:55:31,030 --> 00:55:29,520
using nature like that like coming from

1439
00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:31,040
art being uh

1440
00:55:34,390 --> 00:55:32,799
affected by art and like right in the

1441
00:55:35,430 --> 00:55:34,400
real world that's i think that i think

1442
00:55:37,829 --> 00:55:35,440
you're onto something with that dude

1443
00:55:38,950 --> 00:55:37,839
yeah it's a real inspiration you know

1444
00:55:41,190 --> 00:55:38,960
yeah

1445
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:41,200
uh mr crowley thank you for that uh

1446
00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:43,760
super chat bro hell yeah

1447
00:55:47,589 --> 00:55:45,359
yeah

1448
00:55:49,829 --> 00:55:47,599
he says dude the beard is gone oh my god

1449
00:55:54,390 --> 00:55:49,839
did you did he shave his beard off what

1450
00:55:58,710 --> 00:55:56,549
your beard is gone now

1451
00:56:00,549 --> 00:55:58,720
now you have a weird beard well good

1452
00:56:01,829 --> 00:56:00,559
because it doesn't exist

1453
00:56:02,950 --> 00:56:01,839
i wanna

1454
00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:02,960
uh

1455
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:05,200
i want to rub rub faces come come rub

1456
00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:08,160
faces with me yeah dude come on come on

1457
00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:10,160
get over yourself

1458
00:56:15,270 --> 00:56:12,559
yeah kill yourself dude run face with me

1459
00:56:18,069 --> 00:56:15,280
wes decker dude thanks a lot man heck

1460
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:18,079
yeah oh nice you're from austin

1461
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:19,920
that's what's up dude let's meet up and

1462
00:56:25,190 --> 00:56:22,640
talk alien sometime

1463
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:25,200
well yeah dude thank you so much man

1464
00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:27,520
wait uh we're cool local listener i like

1465
00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:30,400
it that's awesome wes decker dude hell

1466
00:56:34,549 --> 00:56:32,000
yeah

1467
00:56:35,589 --> 00:56:34,559
we are uh we are austinites ourselves

1468
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:35,599
well

1469
00:56:39,349 --> 00:56:37,040
we live a little

1470
00:56:40,789 --> 00:56:39,359
a little outside of town but

1471
00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:40,799
at heart

1472
00:56:45,190 --> 00:56:43,040
we all came from there we we grew up we

1473
00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:45,200
were playing music on sixth street dude

1474
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:48,720
we all lived there for many many years

1475
00:56:54,549 --> 00:56:52,720
many millennials yeah but dude it's uh

1476
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:54,559
it's it's that time man this was a

1477
00:56:58,630 --> 00:56:56,240
pretty good one this was chill we got

1478
00:57:00,789 --> 00:56:58,640
into some folklore right we went down

1479
00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:00,799
the feed talked about what we would give

1480
00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:02,559
an ancient civilization if we ever met

1481
00:57:07,430 --> 00:57:04,960
him yep

1482
00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:07,440
i want to try uh well i want to uh keep

1483
00:57:11,349 --> 00:57:09,280
talking uh i'm gonna pull up one more

1484
00:57:13,589 --> 00:57:11,359
thing one more thing

1485
00:57:15,309 --> 00:57:13,599
one more thing hey guys don't forget go

1486
00:57:17,030 --> 00:57:15,319
check us out at ufo

1487
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:17,040
garagepodcast.com that's where you can

1488
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:19,680
find all of uh sexy pictures of ben and

1489
00:57:24,390 --> 00:57:21,760
i you can find every episode that we've

1490
00:57:26,150 --> 00:57:24,400
ever done on the website you can also go

1491
00:57:29,990 --> 00:57:26,160
and you can find some cool t-shirts and

1492
00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:30,000
uh koozies and and hats and and all

1493
00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:31,920
kinds of stuff honestly i mean it's

1494
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:34,400
pretty sweet so yeah you should go check

1495
00:57:38,230 --> 00:57:35,920
it out and everything that you purchase

1496
00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:38,240
from us right now 20 will be getting

1497
00:57:41,510 --> 00:57:40,400
donated to anomaly archives at the end

1498
00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:41,520
of the quarter

1499
00:57:44,950 --> 00:57:43,440
uh let's make that happen that's going

1500
00:57:46,150 --> 00:57:44,960
to be really awesome we got to find them

1501
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:46,160
a new home

1502
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:49,280
uh after covid and everybody moving into

1503
00:57:53,430 --> 00:57:52,000
austin i mean rent prices went crazy

1504
00:57:55,030 --> 00:57:53,440
things got a little wild and they lost

1505
00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:55,040
their home but like it's important that

1506
00:57:58,390 --> 00:57:56,319
we find these guys a new home because

1507
00:57:59,829 --> 00:57:58,400
they got a lot of cool stuff there and

1508
00:58:01,030 --> 00:57:59,839
uh man bill want to go check it out

1509
00:58:02,390 --> 00:58:01,040
again so

1510
00:58:05,510 --> 00:58:02,400
let's help them out they're really

1511
00:58:08,309 --> 00:58:05,520
awesome anomaly archives

1512
00:58:09,670 --> 00:58:08,319
anomaly archives that's already

1513
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:09,680
something else uh i'm gonna come up with

1514
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:11,760
some something better

1515
00:58:16,390 --> 00:58:13,760
we need a new jingle we'll get back to

1516
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:16,400
you we'll get back to you anonymity okay

1517
00:58:18,950 --> 00:58:17,760
that's the same exact song all right

1518
00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:18,960
i'll think about it it's a little

1519
00:58:24,870 --> 00:58:20,319
different dude you kind of turn it into

1520
00:58:29,030 --> 00:58:27,030
let's just put an accent on it

1521
00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:29,040
you're invited

1522
00:58:33,829 --> 00:58:31,280
we got time we got time family on we got

1523
00:58:36,309 --> 00:58:33,839
time we do it's coming up november yeah

1524
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:36,319
it's a long time away uh we're gonna do

1525
00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:38,400
but it'll be here before we know it

1526
00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:40,319
that's true that i mean

1527
00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:41,920
you think about it we're gonna be like

1528
00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:44,400
[\h__\h] it's november next month it's a new

1529
00:58:48,470 --> 00:58:45,760
for real though

1530
00:58:51,109 --> 00:58:48,480
that you already know yeah yeah uh

1531
00:58:52,309 --> 00:58:51,119
that's gonna be fun dude uh

1532
00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:52,319
literally just anybody that wants to

1533
00:58:57,430 --> 00:58:55,680
come we've got some ogs uh some family

1534
00:58:58,870 --> 00:58:57,440
ufo garage family members already

1535
00:59:00,630 --> 00:58:58,880
rsvp'ing

1536
00:59:03,190 --> 00:59:00,640
it's gonna be a great time uh we're

1537
00:59:05,589 --> 00:59:03,200
gonna sky watch we're gonna

1538
00:59:08,069 --> 00:59:05,599
roast some weenies

1539
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:08,079
yup hamburgers some weenies there's some

1540
00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:10,960
mayonnaise some hamburger shop

1541
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:12,000
dude hey

1542
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:13,520
check this out man

1543
00:59:16,390 --> 00:59:15,440
depending on how many keystone lights we

1544
00:59:20,150 --> 00:59:16,400
can bring

1545
00:59:22,069 --> 00:59:20,160
i'm willing to do a damn brisket

1546
00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:22,079
you're going to need a lot of keystone

1547
00:59:26,309 --> 00:59:23,680
yeah we're going to go through quite a

1548
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:26,319
bit of keystone yep let's do it i will

1549
00:59:30,309 --> 00:59:28,160
drink the entire time

1550
00:59:33,349 --> 00:59:30,319
if we if we do brisket i'm going to be

1551
00:59:34,549 --> 00:59:33,359
worthless on the hike the next day

1552
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:34,559
it's gonna be like nine at night we're

1553
00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:35,920
gonna be looking for ufos you're like

1554
00:59:43,030 --> 00:59:36,720
hey

1555
00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:43,040
come here

1556
00:59:49,829 --> 00:59:46,640
when you get drunk the accident comes

1557
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:49,839
out you know it does do it back hey

1558
00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:51,760
hey y'all come on y'all come on over

1559
00:59:55,670 --> 00:59:53,680
here now i'm here now hey y'all y'all

1560
00:59:58,549 --> 00:59:55,680
come here i'm in the cat

1561
01:00:00,710 --> 00:59:58,559
come here look at hey look at me look at

1562
01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:00,720
look out right here

1563
01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:02,880
look at right here you see it right here

1564
01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:08,069
come here look

1565
01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:09,119
uh

1566
01:00:24,710 --> 01:00:22,390
to donate to the podcast on a monthly

1567
01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:24,720
i'm this is why you do this part i'm

1568
01:00:28,789 --> 01:00:26,480
terrible at it if you guys would like to

1569
01:00:31,430 --> 01:00:28,799
support the podcast on a monthly basis

1570
01:00:34,309 --> 01:00:31,440
we've got uh some really silly sillified

1571
01:00:35,190 --> 01:00:34,319
things on our thing our website

1572
01:00:36,309 --> 01:00:35,200
or

1573
01:00:38,390 --> 01:00:36,319
it's actually kind of cool like we'll

1574
01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:38,400
print your name on like a certificate

1575
01:00:41,589 --> 01:00:40,240
whether you like you know put it on your

1576
01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:41,599
wall or whatever

1577
01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:43,440
it's dumb but it's kind of cool but if

1578
01:00:48,549 --> 01:00:45,280
you pay you know like it's we've got a

1579
01:00:50,630 --> 01:00:48,559
10 uh a 10 a month 20 a month thing and

1580
01:00:52,710 --> 01:00:50,640
like a 50 a month thing

1581
01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:52,720
uh and it's kind of cool just a way to

1582
01:00:56,309 --> 01:00:54,880
support the podcast uh also get your

1583
01:00:58,390 --> 01:00:56,319
name on like a piece of paper that says

1584
01:01:01,190 --> 01:00:58,400
you're you're uh you're certified which

1585
01:01:02,549 --> 01:01:01,200
is kind of certified kind of cute

1586
01:01:04,549 --> 01:01:02,559
and when your friends and family come

1587
01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:04,559
over you can rub it in their faces yeah

1588
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:10,309
we're gonna make this thing like a soft

1589
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:12,160
like we should make it a pillow

1590
01:01:15,190 --> 01:01:13,680
oh my god damn it jimmy what are you

1591
01:01:17,270 --> 01:01:15,200
doing like oh

1592
01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:17,280
i uh

1593
01:01:20,069 --> 01:01:19,280
i was rubbing my certificate in your

1594
01:01:21,829 --> 01:01:20,079
face

1595
01:01:24,710 --> 01:01:21,839
certificate of what i'm a space fart

1596
01:01:26,950 --> 01:01:24,720
officer what does that mean when why did

1597
01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:26,960
it smell like fart i was going to be you

1598
01:01:31,349 --> 01:01:29,200
you you for not but i have enough money

1599
01:01:32,630 --> 01:01:31,359
in my bank account

1600
01:01:34,549 --> 01:01:32,640
we should actually make this like a

1601
01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:34,559
cloth thing instead of a piece of paper

1602
01:01:38,309 --> 01:01:36,160
we should make it a pillow so you can

1603
01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:38,319
rub it

1604
01:01:42,230 --> 01:01:39,599
like the cloth that comes with your

1605
01:01:45,349 --> 01:01:42,240
glasses to clean your glasses yeah

1606
01:01:48,069 --> 01:01:45,359
yeah oh my god it'd be great

1607
01:01:50,069 --> 01:01:48,079
hey fat bass hey dude long time no see

1608
01:01:52,549 --> 01:01:50,079
brother thank you for that super chat he

1609
01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:52,559
was in here last week too i think hell

1610
01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:54,480
yeah that's right

1611
01:01:58,069 --> 01:01:56,640
fat base we gotta get we gotta we gotta

1612
01:01:59,750 --> 01:01:58,079
check in on fat bass we gotta get him

1613
01:02:01,109 --> 01:01:59,760
back on

1614
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:01,119
um

1615
01:02:06,789 --> 01:02:03,760
and chat for for like couple hours

1616
01:02:09,190 --> 01:02:06,799
maybe three maybe four

1617
01:02:12,630 --> 01:02:09,200
um yeah cool that's all that's all i got

1618
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:21,349
yeah so get ready everybody because

1619
01:02:21,359 --> 01:02:27,029
stop laughing before this is serious

1620
01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:28,150
you're ready

1621
01:02:33,670 --> 01:02:30,880
all right get ready everybody

1622
01:02:36,150 --> 01:02:35,190
we're gonna we're gonna need your help

1623
01:02:41,109 --> 01:02:36,160
all right

1624
01:02:41,119 --> 01:02:48,470
giant blocks of stone giant stone balls

1625
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:51,109
five years used to ride them

1626
01:02:55,270 --> 01:02:53,760
all right we're gonna

1627
01:02:58,870 --> 01:02:55,280
remember we're that time when we talked

1628
01:03:01,029 --> 01:02:58,880
about doing doing a full 72 hour podcast

1629
01:03:04,549 --> 01:03:01,039
where we take turns taking naps

1630
01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:04,559
yeah we're doing it let's do it

1631
01:03:08,549 --> 01:03:06,160
i'm down

1632
01:03:10,630 --> 01:03:08,559
it's called vegas

1633
01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:10,640
oh yeah yeah let's do it let's just wear

1634
01:03:15,589 --> 01:03:12,880
tiny cameras on us everywhere oh dude

1635
01:03:16,789 --> 01:03:15,599
chess cams yeah

1636
01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:16,799
let's do it

1637
01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:20,160
dude let's go dude we're helmet cams bro

1638
01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:22,559
you wear some ridiculous ass

1639
01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:24,000
uh camera

1640
01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:31,349
do we post it and it's never facing the

1641
01:03:38,309 --> 01:03:35,990
i'm pretty sure we would like to get

1642
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:38,319
kicked out of a casino if we were a

1643
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:40,960
helmet with a camera on it

1644
01:03:44,710 --> 01:03:42,160
as long as we're not being like

1645
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:44,720
inconspicuous

1646
01:03:48,230 --> 01:03:46,400
but like dude we should

1647
01:03:51,589 --> 01:03:48,240
we should uh so what are you thinking

1648
01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:51,599
about the 72-hour podcast

1649
01:03:55,430 --> 01:03:53,280
are we gonna kick it off with the 100th

1650
01:03:56,390 --> 01:03:55,440
episode when we actually get our tattoos

1651
01:04:01,990 --> 01:03:56,400
oh

1652
01:04:05,029 --> 01:04:02,000
yes

1653
01:04:11,109 --> 01:04:08,390
we'll discuss details okay

1654
01:04:12,710 --> 01:04:11,119
off air all right dope okay so guys if

1655
01:04:15,349 --> 01:04:12,720
you didn't know this uh me and joe have

1656
01:04:17,430 --> 01:04:15,359
been planning on getting tattoos of

1657
01:04:19,190 --> 01:04:17,440
something related to the ufo garage

1658
01:04:21,430 --> 01:04:19,200
podcast not that it doesn't have to be

1659
01:04:22,549 --> 01:04:21,440
the logo maybe the impala

1660
01:04:23,910 --> 01:04:22,559
i mean

1661
01:04:25,270 --> 01:04:23,920
there's so many different branding

1662
01:04:28,069 --> 01:04:25,280
elements we can bring into it we could

1663
01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:28,079
do a butt farting we could do uh we

1664
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:29,599
could do a slinky hat

1665
01:04:33,109 --> 01:04:30,960
we could do

1666
01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:33,119
i don't know cinnamon terry dude uh

1667
01:04:37,829 --> 01:04:35,359
there's so many there's so many

1668
01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:37,839
apr we could do a truck

1669
01:04:42,230 --> 01:04:40,640
anyway uh the plan was to do our our

1670
01:04:44,309 --> 01:04:42,240
100th episode

1671
01:04:46,069 --> 01:04:44,319
while getting tattooed

1672
01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:46,079
um and we've been talking about that for

1673
01:04:49,109 --> 01:04:47,680
a while we need to get it done big willy

1674
01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:49,119
called us out the other day and i feel

1675
01:04:52,150 --> 01:04:49,920
like

1676
01:04:52,950 --> 01:04:52,160
you know bef you know alien girl one of

1677
01:04:57,029 --> 01:04:52,960
her

1678
01:04:59,510 --> 01:04:57,039
and that is

1679
01:05:01,910 --> 01:04:59,520
[\h__\h] awesome that is so sick uh i'm

1680
01:05:03,910 --> 01:05:01,920
jealous also we've gotta like

1681
01:05:05,670 --> 01:05:03,920
get our i we gotta we gotta do it we

1682
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:05,680
gotta get the tattoo and it just gave me

1683
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:07,760
inspiration to do it and yeah dude we

1684
01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:09,760
got to figure it out soon i like i like

1685
01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:11,680
the one right right that's that's in the

1686
01:05:16,549 --> 01:05:14,000
background of our screen

1687
01:05:19,190 --> 01:05:16,559
yeah i see like the the empty uh impala

1688
01:05:20,309 --> 01:05:19,200
uh-huh yeah dude i like that i think so

1689
01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:20,319
too man i

1690
01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:21,920
i'm thinking that one too with the with

1691
01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:24,880
the uh flames on the hot side

1692
01:05:28,870 --> 01:05:26,799
yeah well you can't get the same exact

1693
01:05:31,670 --> 01:05:28,880
tattoo if you get that one i'm gonna get

1694
01:05:35,510 --> 01:05:34,230
what if you get it facing the other way

1695
01:05:37,109 --> 01:05:35,520
i mean at that point it's not the same

1696
01:05:39,349 --> 01:05:37,119
tattoo right yeah it's completely

1697
01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:39,359
different or what if i got the the uh

1698
01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:42,160
the saggy chode with the uh with

1699
01:05:46,390 --> 01:05:44,640
with the sombrero there you go

1700
01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:46,400
and then like just put like ufo garage

1701
01:05:53,430 --> 01:05:51,430
dude uh yeah i'll think about it i'm

1702
01:05:55,510 --> 01:05:53,440
gonna think about it what if we got

1703
01:05:57,589 --> 01:05:55,520
two stick figures wearing ufo garage

1704
01:05:59,990 --> 01:05:57,599
hats

1705
01:06:02,150 --> 01:06:00,000
that would that'd be pretty dope one has

1706
01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:02,160
one has long hair well now you have long

1707
01:06:05,029 --> 01:06:02,960
hair

1708
01:06:06,710 --> 01:06:05,039
damn it fool i'm gonna i'm never cutting

1709
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:06,720
it

1710
01:06:13,190 --> 01:06:11,520
anybody in the chat or or any of our uh

1711
01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:13,200
listeners friends

1712
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:14,400
homies

1713
01:06:18,870 --> 01:06:17,760
if y'all got any ideas for tattoos uh

1714
01:06:21,349 --> 01:06:18,880
let us know

1715
01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:21,359
um if you wanna drop you know ideas on

1716
01:06:26,309 --> 01:06:22,880
our facebook

1717
01:06:28,309 --> 01:06:26,319
group or just hit us up on twitter

1718
01:06:30,950 --> 01:06:28,319
if you find something funny i don't know

1719
01:06:33,029 --> 01:06:30,960
i want it to be like podcast like

1720
01:06:35,270 --> 01:06:33,039
it's supposed to be like a memorial of

1721
01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:35,280
the podcast you know

1722
01:06:38,069 --> 01:06:36,960
it's like oh yeah i [\h__\h] love this

1723
01:06:40,710 --> 01:06:38,079
thing so

1724
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:40,720
she's gonna be somewhat related

1725
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:42,640
that'd be cool

1726
01:06:47,910 --> 01:06:46,079
pillow with a dick on it yeah

1727
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:47,920
or like a pillow right where my like

1728
01:06:52,630 --> 01:06:49,760
actual dick is

1729
01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:52,640
dude what if we got ttfa

1730
01:06:59,270 --> 01:06:57,589
so just

1731
01:07:01,750 --> 01:06:59,280
well i'll tell you this off air but

1732
01:07:04,069 --> 01:07:01,760
there's stipulations on the placement so

1733
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:04,079
we'll talk about that oh yeah all right

1734
01:07:08,230 --> 01:07:05,760
dude yeah

1735
01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:08,240
let us know if you guys have any ideas

1736
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:10,240
yeah for sure for sure

1737
01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:12,079
this is a pretty good episode dude what

1738
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:15,520
do you think yeah man this was fun

1739
01:07:19,990 --> 01:07:17,440
this one goes down in the books i think

1740
01:07:22,230 --> 01:07:20,000
it goes down in a book for sure

1741
01:07:24,549 --> 01:07:22,240
one of our books yeah

1742
01:07:27,190 --> 01:07:24,559
oh yeah are you working on yours dude

1743
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:29,829
what he said yeah

1744
01:07:39,109 --> 01:07:37,109
the prompt is

1745
01:07:41,430 --> 01:07:39,119
hey what's up and then we write a book

1746
01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:41,440
about that

1747
01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:43,200
we tell each other

1748
01:07:46,870 --> 01:07:44,880
once a month we write a little book on

1749
01:07:48,950 --> 01:07:46,880
what's up yeah but it's like a tiny

1750
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:48,960
little flip book

1751
01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:50,160
no

1752
01:07:55,430 --> 01:07:52,400
it's called joan ben's sweet little ufo

1753
01:07:58,710 --> 01:07:57,270
all right we're leaving all right yeah

1754
01:08:00,950 --> 01:07:58,720
all right

1755
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:00,960
uh we'll see you on thursday thursday

1756
01:08:03,109 --> 01:08:01,910
thursday's gonna be fun

1757
01:08:07,270 --> 01:08:03,119
[Music]

1758
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:07,280
oh yeah thursday uh we've got uh joe

1759
01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:10,400
nami uh he's a theoretical he went to

1760
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:14,000
school for theoretical uh physics

1761
01:08:18,550 --> 01:08:17,040
and uh we'll see his background but now

1762
01:08:19,669 --> 01:08:18,560
he's a comedian like a professional

1763
01:08:22,229 --> 01:08:19,679
comedian

1764
01:08:24,149 --> 01:08:22,239
he reached out uh loves the show uh

1765
01:08:25,910 --> 01:08:24,159
loves you guys everybody listening and

1766
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:25,920
the community that we've built you guys

1767
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:26,880
have built

1768
01:08:31,349 --> 01:08:29,520
and just loves the vibe and uh just

1769
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:31,359
loves talking about the topic so dude i

1770
01:08:35,110 --> 01:08:33,520
think it's gonna be cool

1771
01:08:38,309 --> 01:08:35,120
me too i'm excited about that we're

1772
01:08:39,910 --> 01:08:38,319
gonna have some fun hell yeah dude

1773
01:08:41,269 --> 01:08:39,920
so

1774
01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:41,279
that's and we're gonna feel right up his

1775
01:08:45,349 --> 01:08:42,799
alley because like everything we talk

1776
01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:45,359
about is you know theoretical

1777
01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:49,910
theoretically

1778
01:08:55,669 --> 01:08:53,520
it's theoretical right maybe maybe

1779
01:08:58,309 --> 01:08:55,679
what if what if we're actually we've

1780
01:08:59,910 --> 01:08:58,319
been told a lot of truth and we're just

1781
01:09:02,229 --> 01:08:59,920
telling you the truth

1782
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:02,239
hidden with jokes that's just don't take

1783
01:09:04,470 --> 01:09:02,880
it

1784
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:04,480
serious he's just like so like

1785
01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:06,319
theoretically right if like a rock was

1786
01:09:10,789 --> 01:09:08,400
floating right theoretically like rocks

1787
01:09:12,870 --> 01:09:10,799
float in water um you could

1788
01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:12,880
theoretically like

1789
01:09:17,510 --> 01:09:13,759
cause

1790
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:18,870
so i was thinking theoretically the

1791
01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:20,960
other day like if you like theoretically

1792
01:09:24,789 --> 01:09:22,880
had some air right and like you

1793
01:09:27,510 --> 01:09:24,799
theoretically had this bottle

1794
01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:27,520
and then you like theoretically like you

1795
01:09:31,749 --> 01:09:29,759
put it the you threaded the cap on it

1796
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:31,759
right theoretically the air is in the

1797
01:09:36,149 --> 01:09:34,080
bottle so like theoretically when you

1798
01:09:38,789 --> 01:09:36,159
like move it theoretically the air

1799
01:09:40,870 --> 01:09:38,799
inside

1800
01:09:43,829 --> 01:09:40,880
it's so annoying

1801
01:09:46,229 --> 01:09:43,839
oh my god theoretically it's extremely

1802
01:09:47,829 --> 01:09:46,239
annoying perhaps

1803
01:09:49,749 --> 01:09:47,839
you gotta throw it on a couple other

1804
01:09:51,030 --> 01:09:49,759
annoying word words

1805
01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:51,040
per se

1806
01:09:59,830 --> 01:09:57,510
all right for all this time

1807
01:10:03,830 --> 01:09:59,840
as jake the snake said it best man hey

1808
01:10:04,870 --> 01:10:03,840
be excellent to each other i love that

1809
01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:04,880
dude

1810
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:06,400
love that

1811
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:07,110
i got to find it

1812
01:10:13,669 --> 01:10:09,760
[Music]

1813
01:10:16,070 --> 01:10:13,679
we did it there it is yay

1814
01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:16,080
hell yeah thanks everybody for watching

1815
01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:17,600
love y'all

1816
01:10:21,910 --> 01:10:19,360
see you thursday see you on thursday

1817
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:21,920
everybody oh yeah

1818
01:10:25,610 --> 01:10:28,870
[Music]

1819
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:31,650
[Applause]